How Could This Not Be Our Lead Story? Keith Kelly buries one of his most important stories in months: formerly influential media critic Michael Wolff has reportedly sworn off Michael’s restaurant after they couldn’t get him a table for lunch on Wednesday. (Can you just imagine the conversation in which he had to explain to his date that he couldn’t get a table at Michael’s?) “It’s war,” Wolff tells the NY Post. “I’m officially shopping for The Next Place.” But he can’t leave it at that: “I mean, $150 for track lighting. The place is tawdry looking.” One sign that […]